I wish i was Jared Leto...

Haizzz....hello. I know this seems so un-proffessional. But ....i just want to feel like a kid again cause i'm a teen now. So many thing i can't do as a teen. Haizz...i miss running round the house butt-body naked, my mum scold me less when i was a kid(less sharp, painful words too.) but i get belted so often i have rhino skin and i miss my super sexy slim, cute cute body when i was 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8. I started to fatten when i 9. Anyway, Bet you're wonder why it's called "I wish i was Jared Leto" It's because i'm getting to it now. I mean look at this!!!!

"Bra" Pitt or whatever...i don care. If i can look like him. I give my wealth to SPPCA!!!!But..I look like this.

See.....Haizz....GOD!!!! I miss my bald head. Hair is not my thing!!!!!! Anyway, I went back to Serian yesterday. To my kampung. Yep..i'm a rojak. Who cares? So this morning, I wa still in my Kampung, i decide to go cycling. Mountain Biking. Bulits you leg muscle to kick ASS!! No lah. I just want to have a figure so that Jared Leto idol me. But for now...i idol him. I know...i look so cheap. Let me do the mastercard thing. Hair do-10$.....Tshirt-Given by aunty.....Pants-19$......Slippers-5$.......Sunglass-300$......Looking like a dork with Apek style and laugh by my sis and mom-priceless.......For everything else, there's MJC...............

Anyway...back to cycling..so i cycle and cycle and pedal and pedal for bout 1 and a half hours for bout 12, 15 kilometres and i got to admit, the hills are killing me..they're so steep!!!! Then i stumble upon SMK Taee... I was speechless.....this kampung school could put any school in Sarawak to shame. it's located at a mountain foot which is awesome!! The plants that grow and the colour scheme and everything. 10/10!!!!!! Beautiful!!!! Just make me wanna move to this school.... and it's quite too. Since the main road is probably bout 8 feet wide and it's located in a road that is uninviting, that's why there's not much car.

Before i cycle, i slip and fell in my garden and i sprain my ankle. THE PAIN!!!!!! THE EXCUCIATING PAIN!!!!!!!!!! It got swollen till it's purple. Haizzzzzz.....................

I met my old buddy too.... haven met him in yearsss!!!!!!(only six month nia ma...), He's so thin and tall and i'm so build-fat and short...only 4cm tall nia ma..haizz.......

But what make me come back to my kampung the most is my grandma's KUIH JALAK!!It's exactly this colour and so crunchy. Other than that is this Bumiputra turn Muslim cafe call Ahmadbelon Cafe...They serve the best nasi lemak here.........ansi lemak i kuching just don cut it........Here...OMG...once you taste it...you provbably won;t sleep ever again. I mean the consistensy of the sambal which is cukup pedas, and the kacang friend with syrup and the curry chicken which is so yummy. If CurryHouse Masala Thosai is heaven....then Ahmadbelons nasi lemak is what's that word better than heaven??

Hahahahahaha..........anyway..got to cut down on the food. I want to be Jared Leto... JARED LETO!!!!!!!!